My husband and I divorced over
| Divorce jokes
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
| Children jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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How can you tell if a snake is a
| Baby jokes
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
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How can you make a soup rich?
| Food jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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Policeman: Didn't you hear me
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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Customer: “Hi, I’m supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?”