What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
| Various animal jokes
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !
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What did the cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
| Humor jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me
| School jokes
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Why do barbers make good drivers?
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.