Why do barbers make good drivers?

What do cars do at the disco?

| Dance jokes

What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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A nurse was

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."

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A passenger train is creeping along,

| Car and train jokes

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, ho

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear

| Fishing jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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What happened to the girl who

| Halloween jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.