Q. What’s the best way to force a man

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at

| Insect jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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What do you call a literary fish?

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!

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A lady was walking down the street to

| Various animal jokes

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lad

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What is posthumous work ?

| Dead and dying jokes

What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.