What's a big game hunter?
| Hunting jokes
What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
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Q:
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
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Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
| Police jokes
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
| School jokes
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: “The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.” Claudia Schiffer was thinking: “The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.” The Irishman was thinking: “This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again.”