Did you hear about the new shark food

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

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Teacher: Why do you want to

| School jokes

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

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My grandma has so

| Old age jokes

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!