Two men are having an awfully slow round
| Marriage jokes
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
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Two teenage boys were
| Beauty jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night. 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, 'Yes, but
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What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
| Dirty jokes
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna b
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Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.