President
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute
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Q: Why are
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Customer: I thought the
| Waiter jokes
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
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Pat and
| Ethnic jokes
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"
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How do you know if your little
| Brother and sister jokes
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.