What did the sausage say when it
| Internet jokes
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
| Food jokes
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird
| Bird jokes
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !
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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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What do most people do when they see a python ?
| Snake jokes
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)