David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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A history joke
| School jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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A man drinking
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. "I have been drinking for 36 years and I have no idea when I have had
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?