Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
| Dirty jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it
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What did the pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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What is a flea's favourite book ?
| Insect jokes
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
| Elephant jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the “Fasten Seat Belts” sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. “Well,” she explained, “up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. “In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?”