A little girl spoke to her teacher about
| Religious jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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When do
| Accountant jokes
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise'
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What goes into the mouth of a quarter
| Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
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Vietnam Vet
| Vietnamese
A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’? A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.