The world is divided into two groups. There
| Business jokes
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don't know are also in two groups. One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn! But then, there are those who don't know, and do
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
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Why was the centipede late ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”