A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
| Dirty jokes
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not
| Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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What song should
| Birthday jokes
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Did you hear about the stupid
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.