Name two tennis stars who
| Burger jokes
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
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A lady walks
| Dirty jokes
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's
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What do chicken families do on
| Bird jokes
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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Q: Did you hear what the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal lights; no windshield wipers. Also, it was overloaded and had bad brakes. “Mister,” the patrolman said to the driver, “I think the best way to charge you is ‘hauling wood without a truck.