Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman
| Religious jokes
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first ston
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Why did
| Computer jokes
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
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A man had been
| Time jokes
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogg
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Why did the vampire go to hospital?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
| Internet jokes
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
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Monster: Stick ’em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ’em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.