A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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How

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How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard

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Democrats do much of their shopping at

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Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.

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Q: Why couldn't the animals

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Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde a dded, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”