The Three
| Computer jokes
The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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Sign seen in a bar:
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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What is the difference between a dog and
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
| Humor jokes
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: ‘Cuz there’s money in it, sir.