A bit-part actor finally got his first

Have you heard about the goodweather

| Witch jokes

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

..... Ya see, we

| Computer jokes

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

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Q: What is a bus ?

| Bus jokes

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Detective: Do you think

| Criminal jokes

Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

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A forester and a lawyer were in car

| Heaven and hell jokes

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum

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A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What’s the matter?’ asked the director. `I can’t jump from that board! said the actor. `Do you know there’s only one foot of water in that pool?’ ‘Yes,’ said the director. `We don’t want you to drown, you know.