What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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When he's out driving, where
| Vampire jokes
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
| Marriage jokes
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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First Boy: Why is your brother
| Brother and sister jokes
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
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Q: What is a four-letter
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
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A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a liberal Democrat.” “Then,” asks the teacher, “What are you?” “Why I’m a proud conservative Republican,” boasts the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican. “Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too.” The teacher, now angry, loudly says, “That’s no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron? What would you be then?” The teacher paused and smiled. “Then,” Lucy said, “I’d be a liberal Democrat.”