How do you stop a monster from
| Monster jokes
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
[ read more ]
Would you like to buy a second-hand
| Computer jokes
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
[ read more ]
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so
| Pig jokes
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
[ read more ]
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
| School jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
[ read more ]
Computers manufacturer is considering changing
| Computer jokes
Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
[ read more ]
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.