What do you call a greedy ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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Monster: Stick 'em down.
| Business jokes
Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.
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How many nurses does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
| Sport jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
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What is red and dangerous ?
| Insect jokes
What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
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Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me.”