I was married 3 times explained
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I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Mom and Dad are in the iron and
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Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
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A group of loud and rowdy
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A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. "Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked. "Yes, it is," the woman replied. "Well th
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My grandma has so
| Old age jokes
My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
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A henpecked husband was advised by a
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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "Fr
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What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !