Two newfies walked into a pet
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfi
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a
| Food jokes
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
| Frog jokes
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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The General went out to find that none of his
| Military jokes
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10
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Your so bald, I can see what your
| Hair and bald jokes
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
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I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?” “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”