What do ghosts use to phone home?

What did the blonde say when she saw the

| Blonde jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

| Bed jokes

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.

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Coleman

| Humor jokes

Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I

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What are Brazilian fans called?

| Sport jokes

What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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As the family gathered for a big dinner

| Military jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

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What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.