A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
| Parent jokes
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he he
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
| Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
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Why does a blonde keep
| Blonde jokes
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
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Many people in computer labs will assure
| Computer jokes
Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first
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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He’d just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. “Oh, come on, quit pulling our legs,” snickered one: “You didn’t really do that, did you?” “I’m positive you’d never get through basic training” scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help; but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, it was to voice a single question: “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”