Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Why does your sister have yeast and
| Brother and sister jokes
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
| Weather jokes
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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Hickory hickory dock.
| Mouse jokes
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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Henry's son, David, burst into the
| Fishing jokes
Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn’t in the course notes.