A math student who used to come to the
| Bicycle jokes
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not
| Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "I
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Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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What did you get for your birthday?
| Birthday jokes
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”