There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed’
Category: Hair and bald jokes
A guy walks in to the
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.” Guy says, “That’s how you cut it last time”
A woman was cutting her husband’s
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
A guy admired the hair of three girls.
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It’s natural.” Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How’d you get such cool green hair?” Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
What side of a monster has more hair
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
How does a barber make phone calls?
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
What do you get if you cross a wireless
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
What do you call a policeman with blonde
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !