A businessman

Two political candidates were having a

| Political jokes

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

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What do you call the ghost who is a

| Ghost jokes

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise,

| Travel and tourist jokes

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, "Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock." Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in

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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best

| Clinton jokes

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.

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What does a dentist do on a

| Dentist jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed. “No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”