Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!
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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
| Aardvark jokes
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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What's a shy and retiring
| Accountant jokes
What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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What two words have thousands of letters in
| Letter jokes
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed’