A guy admired the hair of three girls.

Two Irish friends

| Heaven and hell jokes

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.

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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the

| Money jokes

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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What is the best way to hunt bear ?

| Hunting jokes

What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.

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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God

| Ethnic jokes

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "Where were you?". God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; look my child, look what I've just finished m

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I cant believe

| Travel and tourist jokes

I cant believe it, said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It’s natural.” Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How’d you get such cool green hair?” Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”