Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
| Aviation jokes
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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What question must always be answered,
| Spelling jokes
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
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Tourist: The flies are awfully
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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Did you find my horse well
| Horse jokes
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
| Dead and dying jokes
What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !