Is chicken soup good for
| Bird jokes
Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
| Aviation jokes
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front the
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me
| Hair and bald jokes
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of
| Men jokes
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
| Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac
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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater ? Terrified !