What does an accountant say when
| Accountant jokes
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
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What's the best city to search the
| Internet jokes
What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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Q. How
| Men jokes
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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A tourist, visiting a small town in
| Accountant jokes
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg". The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name. The resident replied, "As a
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Why wouldn't the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !