A guy walks in to the

A fireman and

| Firefighter jokes

A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As

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Did you hear about the household appliance

| Aardvark jokes

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard'

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An elderly widow and

| Old age jokes

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou

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It was

| Birthday jokes

It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine,

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Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the

| Dentist jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station

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A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.” Guy says, “That’s how you cut it last time”