Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
| College jokes
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
| Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
| Face jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face." "Tell him you've already got one," said his father.
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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your mama so fat she was going to
| Yo momma jokes
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !