What language do birds speak ?
| Bird jokes
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
| Police jokes
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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How can you make a basset hound fast?
| Dog jokes
How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
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Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. “How much you gonna charge me?” asked Guidry. “Twenty dollars an hour,” replied Plotke. “Good Lord!” exclaimed the home owner. “I wouldn’t pay Michelangelo that price!” “I tell you one thing, mister,” said the painter. “If that guy you mentioned is doin’ the job for less, he ain’t no member of our union!”