A group of loud and rowdy

President Dubya was awakened one night by an

| Space jokes

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been

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Did you hear? Laments gettin a

| College jokes

Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."

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Nurse: Would you like an appointment

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

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My dog likes to sit down each evening and

| Internet jokes

My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

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In the 1970's, before women

| Military jokes

In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't

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A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. “Is this where Frank lives?” one of the drunks asked. “Yes, it is,” the woman replied. “Well then,” said the drunk, “Could you come and pick him out so the rest of us can go home?”