Men are like shag

Why couldn't the

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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Can you read Chinese? "Yes, but only

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Can you read Chinese? "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."

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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at

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Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't

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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, that grand piano wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, this house wouldn't be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't

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Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.