A Scotsman is sitting in a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
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Did you hear about the football team who ate
| Sport jokes
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
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What animal do you look like when you
| Various animal jokes
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
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Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?