Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s

And how did you find your steak sir?

| Waiter jokes

And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

| Weather jokes

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

| Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

| Idiot and fool jokes

Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!