Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
| Humor jokes
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!
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What do you get if you cross a plum
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
| Cow jokes
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was