If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
| King Kong jokes
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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A man drinks a shot of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see t
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What's grey but turns red ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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Who never gets his hair wet in the
| Hair and bald jokes
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!”