What has four legs and see just as well from
| Horse jokes
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
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I was given the ultimatum 3
| Fishing jokes
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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Did you hear about the bear hunter?
| Hunting jokes
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal
| Political jokes
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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A Scotsman paying his first
| Zoo jokes
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the
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What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.