Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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A man is walking down the street one day when
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A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's posit
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Two police officers saw this old woman
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Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
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Why is it that at class reunions you
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting’