Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s

What stories are told by basketball

| Sport jokes

What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to

| Children jokes

Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.

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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate

| Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m

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Why are burglars such good tennis players

| Criminal jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?

| Marriage jokes

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.