What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
| Bird jokes
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
| Spelling jokes
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you
| Dirty jokes
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.” “That’s right.” “Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake.” “Well, today is his birthday.”