What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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What do you get if you cross a plum
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop
| Dog jokes
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work.