Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood

How does an octopus go to war ?

| Various animal jokes

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians?

| Cannibal jokes

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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Q: What do you call a blonde

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young

| Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

| Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.